This is a list of things I hate. In no particular order:
- Doctors
- Waiting rooms
- The sound of people eating spaghetti
- Cell phone chargers
- Frat guys
- Entitled pedestrians
- Cake frosting
- Fake fruit
- Mini crew socks
- White crew socks
- Mac ‘n Cheese bars
- Bluetooth
- Soggy bread
- Stale bread
- Wheat bread
- Oat bread
- Subway
- People who suggest Subway for lunch
- Jeep Wranglers
- Wet floors
- Sand
- Classism
- Too many chocolate chips in a cookie
- Eye exams
- People who drink protein shakes
- Multi-level marketing businesses
- People who defend multi-level marketing businesses with, “It’s not a pyramid scheme…”
- Hearing one half of a phone conversation
- *The guy who parks in my fucking spot.
- People who hum in public
- Dirty kitchens
- Rodents
- Shitty maintenance guys
- Too many toppings on hamburgers
- Too much meat in tacos
- Too much sour cream on my burrito from chipotle
- Shitty burrito folders at chipotle
- Bad service at fast food restaurants
- Shaving
- When hotels don’t have HBO
- Lists that end on an odd number.
*I really fucking hate that guy.
